Serenity Heights

This is our HHGH Home when we're in Ohio !

Gentle reader, far be it from we to disparage anything at all about Sir Donald ("the BHOF") of BHOFland.!!

And especially in regard to his successful matriculation into, and Sueme Crum Loudly graduation from, the much vaunted institute of higher learning know as the DMSOWO [Donnie M. School of Wife Obedience, with main campus in BrideWaWa, deep amidst New Jersey's hill country].

BUT, when we met him at this Ohio estate where he is [claiming to be] lord and master, saw his washwater wrinkled hands and scrubpad scruffed kneecaps, amidst the glistening splendor of Serenity Height's main manor house's interior, and saw the huge, adamantly worded signs posted prominently by [name deleted by censor] telling him just precisely what he was and was not allowed to do when ... IF he was let inside before company arrived, it certainly raised the specter of a possibly feigned omnipotence within his own castle, so to speak!

Also, we had to ponder mightily the twitching and jumping around and crossing of legs with which his greeting exhuberance exhibited grave anxiety upon our later than expected arrival. In fact we were hurried through the entire properties on a rapid inspection tour, including the water closet facilities, where also another dire admonishment was posted, in order to allow the "master of the manse" to fulfill the 'requests' of his beloved, Mrs. BHOF, ergo, that the 'blue water' not be disturbed nor diluted prior to the advent of the expected company!

We took pictures the minute we walked into the BHOF's lovely home, just so we might preserve for posterity the former beautiful interior [before the HHGH masses descended upon Serenity heights, with its attendant destruction of everything in sight (sorta like locusts???)].

The grounds of Serenity Heights are always maintained in perfect style in preparation for visitors, and that takes a lot of hard work, out in the hot sun, paying attention to getting the estate ready for the HHGHooves of the HHGHordes due in the next few days. To that end, the groundskeeping crew, hierarchical in responsibilities, as we shall see, meets on the veranda to assign tasks to each for the division of effort to follow.
There is the "Madame Maintenance Manager" (far right background), the DWISNWID (Do What I Say, Not What I Do) Designated Departmental Domestic Detail Deputy (in the right, foreground), and the warily wondering wild worker woman weaponette (the one on the left that is the only one dressed for the task).	Meanwhile, the BHOFster hizs'ef is a'reddy gitted started wif runnin' the "Laser Lighted Lowboy Lawn Lopping Leveler" (aka, the lawnmower).
... and watering the newly cut lawn and shrubbery well,	... and, while he's at it, watering the worker (to prevent taking time out for showers 'n' such)!

The grounds of Serenity Heights are always maintained in perfect style in preparation for visitors, and that takes a lot of hard work, out in the hot sun, paying attention to getting the estate ready for the HHGHooves of the HHGHordes due in the next few days. To that end, the groundskeeping crew, hierarchical in responsibilities, as we shall see, meets on the veranda to assign tasks to each for the division of effort to follow.

There is the "Madame Maintenance Manager" (far right background), the DWISNWID (Do What I Say, Not What I Do) Designated Departmental Domestic Detail Deputy (in the right, foreground), and the warily wondering wild worker woman weaponette (the one on the left that is the only one dressed for the task).

Meanwhile, the BHOFster hizs'ef is a'reddy gitted started wif runnin' the "Laser Lighted Lowboy Lawn Lopping Leveler" (aka, the lawnmower).

... and watering the newly cut lawn and shrubbery well,

... and, while he's at it, watering the worker (to prevent taking time out for showers 'n' such)!

"Deppitty Dawg", da supervisor,
givin' 'struckshuns ta da help!!

... then putting his back (er, uh, backside?)
inta helpin' (?) wid da weedin'

Madam Manager oversees the operations with a keen eye, ...	while her Deppitty is attendin' ta other "chores" 'n' definitely "necessary" activities
... but keeps his hand in at givin' instruckshuns 'n' such, fum a doorway, and ...	... er, ... uh, ... erk - don't ask!!?!!

The beautiful AAkron 1997 Nametag Badges

Made by the BHOF's (as they have done for all five years)

Other photos of the 1997 AAkron Serenity Heights conflagration ... uh, ... consternation ... ulp ... da - oh well, da GIT-TAGITHER - - - or, if'n da truf be tolded, the homecoming!!!