Well, we have a story about three little girls, Cathy, Sydlee, and Marylyn, and their adventures and escapades while traveling around on vacation this summer.
Cathy left
St. Louise (in the state of Misery), on a great big silver bird
with bright wing and tail markings, flew over some states,  |
and Marylyn
jumped in her trusty car, left Girard (in the state of OhOh),
drove all the way through the state of Penciltucky |
and went to stay at what they thought was the gingerbread house
of Syd, in Frederick (in the state of Toyland - which is right
next door to the Capital City of Washington, in the wannabe-state
of Playland) |
they wound up instead as ... ... ...
However, there must have been some
kind of informational 'leak' about their marauding and touristing
plans, because preparations had already been taken well in advance
by elements of the Federal Park Police, right down to their sign
painters!(Notice the two blondes behind the sign tryin' ta sneak in ennyhoo! Somehow they remind me of . . . 'Kilroy Was Here' . . .)
The BatHoncho's HenchBabes kept a very close
guard on their terrified hostage, especially when they made him
get out and pose in front of some of the monuments. (at least
they took off his arm, wrist and leg shackles when they were setting
up the cunningly staged and feigned friendliness in their pictures).
. . . AND . . .
some of the old guard still left around from the Union Army were also on hand ( fully uniformed and armed with the necessary level of weapons for their task) to help maintain the peace while the Batland Babes were loose in their area!
They even had to resort to rolling out some
of the cannons when they realized that one of those BatBabes was
seditiously trying to enlist some of the sweet young ladies present
that day into their Babes of Batland Brigade!
Once their mission had been exposed for what
it really was, they tried to quickly set themselves up with appropriate
disguises, but the new outfits were so like uniforms in making
their appearance change attempt, that the locals in that region
saw beneath the outer facade right down into the essence of their
inner beings:
