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Creation would have taken a
lot longer than 7 days because God would have had to allow for
the time that he'd spend on hold waiting for tech support. God did consider using a
computer to create the universe. But he was unable to come to
an agreement with Bill Gates regarding which software to run.
Talks broke off when Gates refused to use the word
"apple" in any program about two people in the
Garden of Eden. Having a baby is considered a
slow, painful process by many. This was done out of God's
frustration at having to download an entire universe on a
2400-baud modem. Because it was a slow, painful process, God
figured he'd make "downloading" a baby an equally
painful process so people realize what he went through. All humans are expected to go
to school at least 12 years to have any chance of success.
This is a throwback to the days of MS-DOS which took God about
12 years to figure out. The Ten Commandments were done on a clay tablet because God's printer driver had a bug. |