 | your email address ends in "down.yonder.com"
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| you connect to the WWW via "Down Home
Page"
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| your bumper sticker says "My other
computer is a laptop"
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| your laptop has a sticker that says
"Protected by Smith & Wesson"
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| you've ever doubled the value of your
truck by installing a cell phone
|
| your baseball cap reads "DEC"
instead of "CAT"
|
| your computer is worth more than all your
cars combined
|
| your wife said "either I go or the
computer goes"...and you still don't miss her
|
| you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for
your beer
|
| you refer to your computer as "that
good ol' gal"
|
| your screen saver is an image of your
favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
|
| you start all your emails with
"Howdy, y'all"
|
| your spell-checker knows words like
"Reckon", "Yonder", and
"Y'all"
|
| your cars sit in the yard because your
garage is full of dead CPU's
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| your belt buckle is made from a dead
3.5" hard drive
|
| your computer beep is (insert farm animal
sound here)
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| your active newsgroup list includes
alt.animal.husbandry
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| hay has been found inside your laptop
carrying case
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| your Netscape bookmark list includes
EquiVet, net-vet or the OSU agriculture page
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