1. If I like it ... it's mine.
2. If it's in my hands ... it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you ... it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago ... it's mine.
5. If it's mine ... it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something ... all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine ... it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine ... it's mine.
9. If it ...

OOPS! Sorry I goofed. I had meant to send you the Toddle Laws. Instead I've accidentally typed out Bill Gates' primary business plan