RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.
DISNEY VIRUS:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't
care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
