It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Macon
edition of Windows
98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia.
If you have one of the Macon editions you may need some help
understanding the commands. The Macon edition may be
recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98
with a background picture of the General Lee superimposed on a
Confederate flag.
It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note the Recycle
Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called
Good Ol' Boys, Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard,
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are
them little ole plactic disc thangs.
Other features:
Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a
garbage bag and duct tape.
OK = ats aww-right
cancel = hail no
reset = awa shoot
yes = shore
no = Naaaa
find = hunt-fer
it
go to = over
yonder
back = back
yonder
help = hep me out
here
stop = ternit off
start = crank it
up
settings =
sittins
programs = stuff
at does stuff
documents = stuff
I done done
Also note that Winders 98 does not recognize capital letters
or punctuation marks.
Some programs
that are exclusive to Winders 98
tiperiter...........A
word processor
colering
book.......a graphics program addin
mershene......calculator
outhouse paper
.....notepad
jupe-box
...........CD Player
iner-net............Microsoft
Explorer
pichers.............A
graphics viewer
IRS.................M/S
accounting software
IRS2................M/S
accounting software with hidden files
coon
dog............American kennel club records
fishin..............Bass
Anglers Sportsman Society records.
NRA.................National
Rifle Association
shot gun
...........Remington Arms price list
riffel..............Winchester
price list
pisstel.............Smith
& Wesson price list
truck...............Ford
& Chevrolet dealers in Macon
house...............Nearest
Mobile home repair service
car
................same as truck just need two list in Macon
cuzzins.............family
history usually a 3 meg file
tax
records.........usually an empty file
shells..............ammunition
inventory another 3 meg file
bud.................list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
rasin...............NASCAR
racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry the
race car n truck
Parts...nearest Junk yard by zip code
doc
................veterinarians by zip code
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received
a copy of the Macon edition. You may return it to Microsoft
for a replacement version.
Submitted
by : Capt. Yolanda Allen
